{"product_id":"grand-theft-ontario-sansethics","title":"Grand Theft Ontario Sans Ethics","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne shirt was never going to be enough to cover all of Doug Ford and his Ontario Government's corrupt and down-right unethical behaviour. After sitting back and watching the new scandals and terrible decisions rack up the time for a second shirt was now... well, actually this shirt was started many, many months ago, actually more like a year. But enough about my procrastination and slow process, this is about how shitty Doug Ford is and after making a second edition to this tee I can now say two shirts isn't enough to cover all of his shitty decisions either.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe new shirt took inspiration from Grand Theft Auto's San Andreas Edition, a bleak and more dark turn on the series, and subsequently this shirts design. Why the Ontario electorate brought this turd nugget back into office I will never know but at least I can make these shirts to catalogue his atrociousness. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee consists of 9 panels:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Doug Ford showing off his new nascar style blazer with all his favourite companies on them, that he definitely doesn't make decisions in office that benefit them...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Little Norway Park behind construction fences as the Ontario Government expropriates it because why would the city need a park when they could have another parking lot for an expanded airport only Doug's buddies benefit from.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Wasaga Beaches protected Plover nesting grounds getting rolled over by construction vehicles so someone who attended Ford's daughters wedding can build a resort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Simply the Province of Ontario with a big ol' For Sale sign on it because Ford may say Canada is Not for Sale to Trump but he certainly has no issue selling Ontario to his buddies one piece at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e A new graduate walking across the stage to receive their diploma with a nice big ball and chain of student debt because Ford thinks OSAP was a waste of money.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForget the environment, wildlife, children's education, people in bicycle lanes or any number of things most normal people would want to protect, Doug Ford's phone is the most protected thing in Ontario. Despite every attempt by police and journalists he has that thing locked up in the vault. It's definitely not because he is hiding anything...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne would think a provincial government should exist to fund things we are all affected by, say scientific research, hospitals, education? However, scientists, nurses and teachers are constantly raising alarms about how underfunded they are. It's clear as day, Ford loves funding his pet projects with his corporate buds, but when it comes to the everyday things that affect us all, it is nothing but cuts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Remember that earlier panel about cuts? Cuts for us but for Dougie, he wanted to get himself a nice new plane that I'm sure he would have never misused and done personal business on. Sorry, bud, you will need to pay for your own plane because journalists got wind of this boondoggle in time.  This panel depicts the 'Gravy Plane' parked at Billy Bishop Airport which can only actually happen if his planned expansion goes through. Hmmmm...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameras that catch speeding cars near schools and crosswalks while acting as a deterrent for would be speeders isn't something Ford and his circle of crooks want to see as they head to cottage country. His supporters spent months cutting them down, while local police departments did nothing, instead of going on one of his patronizing rants about how people need to follow the laws, he agreed with them and told cities they needed to stop using them. Since then, you can guess what happened. Meanwhile, he is now advocating to put up Flock cameras on highways... 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